mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk:
Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor
I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed
They/She. Pansexual. 21.
(Source: corporation-cats, via catqueendom)
This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction
unmute
thoroughly satisfied
(via spinosaurusregina)
accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:
Some of you have never picked up a snake only to have it transform into your brother and stab you and it shows
(via lenorarose)
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
lord
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
(via bigmamasyd)
It turns out that the world is a simulation. You’ve just been promoted to admin.
Catch me using admin cheats to give poor people all the rich peoples’ money